Entries from May 2009

Goodbye Jay Leno

Date May 29, 2009

Tonight Jay Leno finishes his run on the Tonight Show.  Some of you may be bummed. I am not. I’m ready for Conan to take over on Monday, just to see what his show is going to morph into as a result of moving up one hour. 
I never liked Leno. I hear he’s the [...]

It’s spelling bee time.

Date May 28, 2009

 
Time once again to watch all the socially awkward kids compete for the most socially awkward kid award.  I was a good speller for Glasgow, KY. My sister was better. She actually beat me in the city finals one year. The High children geeked out all over the Mary Wood Weldon public library. I think [...]

Good God, Kentucky

Date May 27, 2009

What a week for y’all.

NCAA Accuses Memphis Of Violations
Former Kentucky men’s basketball coach Billy Gillispie sued the school
Three players from last year’s squad are leaving the program:  Ever-so classily cleaning house.

Sorry, dude–don’t mean to pile on, but goodness, it’s gotten a little ugly round there.  Maybe you should knock on his door and tell hiim to [...]

WTF is this.

Date May 26, 2009

Am I slow to catch up to this? Electronic cigarettes?
Someone smoke one and tell me how it is.
http://www.blucigs.com

Going to see a toddler this weekend.

Date May 22, 2009

We’re travelling to Cashville this weekend to see our friends Tyler, Peter and Bhavini’s goddaughter Wallis.
 
I hope she’s talking as much as this youngster.

Darius Miller, superstar

Date May 21, 2009

 

 
There are many reasons I love this picture.
1) Tony Delk poses with a young Darius Miller.
2) Darius is in that hideous Denim jersey I posted yesterday.
3) Tony is wearing purple pants, and is going to be on staff next year coaching Darius.
4) Small human in background rocking the overall-one-strap-undone look. Probably my [...]

John Wall Press Conference

Date May 20, 2009

http://www.wkyt.com/home/misc/45487402.html if you have trouble viewing above.
Brought to you by Converse Denim Jerseys, Apex Shorts, Nike Kentucky Dunks, and the Penis-Tongued Logo.

If I was Tony Delk I would have transferred. We might as well have added clown shoes and groucho marx glasses.

Play the links off, keyboard cat

Date May 20, 2009

“The story tells of a female alien who is raped by a group of rednecks. The offspring of this violation subsequently sets out and wreaks havoc.” Bet you can’t guess what nursery rhyme this is describing.
While we’re on crappy movies…SNL is taking one of the only funny sketches of the last few years and [...]