I’ve told stories to many people about the Baltimore kids riding dirt bikes through the streets, weaving in-and-out of traffic while popping wheelies all at the same time.
Today I thought I’d try to find a hint of it on youtube. Well, I found a ton.
There are different packs of them apparently. Some are known [...]

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Uhh, just watch the clip. What is going on at the 10 second mark?
Please share your name for that new move in the comment section…
Here are a few to get you started:

Speed Cornhole
Flick the doodie off
Fart Fanner

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So, yes, these are all Deadspin links.  I’ll do something better another time.

Them Canucks are playing dirty with the Olympics.  Stay classy, Ice World.
Not that into trashy, untalented chicks. I too think Megan Fox is pretty overrated.
Commentators mock a fan’s pain.

Max Kellerman (annoying sports talking head, specializing in boxing) made a rap video!  His little [...]

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The person who puts up with my stupid jokes the most, and reads CMF less and less because she realizes she’s already heard said stupid jokes (hey bhavini – did you hear about michael jackson? The King popped !  oh snap. GET IT ? KING OF POP : King POPPED that’s hilarious! ) celebrates a [...]

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Ray Lewis came up huge on a 4th and 2 play to end the game yesterday. I jumped up and screamed “whee!” very excitedly as a crowd of bengals fans in their jean shorts and houshmenzadeh jerseys looked very confused.
there were also a few disappointed chargers fans in the room. but, come on…in kentucky? [...]

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Obama scored brownie points with me this week for commenting on the Kanye West interruption that was blown way out of proportion. How are people still talking about that?
How is Cankles Manface still talking about that?
Here’s Obama’s audio…enjoy:

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This one’s for D-High.  I’ve heard him say it like this, though he relaxes soon after.  This guy needs more fiber in his diet.

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I knew people were video blogging on youtube–the last time I watched any of them, it consisted of people posting normal–if somewhat shallow–responses back and forth on some topic about which I gave less than two shits.
Now, apparently, it’s this:
This isn’t the least bit interesting.  The voice just draws extra attention to how little he’s [...]

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